Ever reliable, waiting to be grabbed
The perfect size
Never causing arms or back to ache
You stood among the others
Not as wide, not as heavy, not as tall
Inconspicuous, modest, humble
Your strip of metal, secured by screws
Crushed and chipped ice like a bartender
Tossed snow boulders left by plows
My sports equipment of choice
in this endless Winter Olympics
Now bent and separated
I never expected our relationship to end
like this
What will I use when the sky sends more snow
predicted soon?
Are you replaceable? Are there others like you?
Stores are sold out,
offering garden hoses
Are you fixable?
At this time of year it’s easier to replace a man than a snow shovel 🙂
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haha love it Gabi (cleaning up the coffee I spit onto the keyboard when I read this!)
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I love the poem. The shovel gave out just like a… after it lost its mojo!
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Yeah, but I still need that shovel to get me through the next slew of storms!
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Ha ha.. I’m very grateful I’m not trying to do that! Too much drama.
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I’m no expert, but sounds like true love!
Diana xo
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And now broken.. like a heart….
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Lisa, you should consider putting your writing skills toward the writing of country songs! 😉
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I’d never thought of that! I can see it– your love is like my snow shovel… ha ha
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Such a fun poem 🙂
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Thanks– I really am quite distraught that my fav shovel is broken!
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Wow, I love this. We love living in a complex where we don’t have to shovel. I saw the news yesterday and Home Depot had no shovels. You could write for Nashville the TV show.
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That’s our next step– a condo. I think we’re quite a few years away. Next snow day, let’s try to play.
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If I were still living in Redding, I’d be singing the same tune. My fibromyalgia is extremely grateful we’re away from the snow and ice here in the Seattle area. Rain still gets to me, but any colder and I’d be hitchhiking back to Hawaii, my island home. Keep warm and dry!!!
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Thanks!
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Noooo! Not the snow shovel!
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Really! I’m frantic. It’s the only exercise I’ve been getting. You should see my arms!
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Woot there it is! Woot there it is!
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I love it. Happy Valentines Day!
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This is a good one Xx
Sent from my iPod
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…and you write poetry too? You’re too talented for words. Imagine behaving to ability to summon up feelings for a snow shovel?
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Love this, Paula. You really love your snow shovel. 🙂
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Hi, My first name is Lisa.
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Sorry, Lisa. 😳
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So funny! I love this!
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Thanks! It’s true. We spent the day looking for a replacement- it’s the height that’s the problem. We found one with a similar scooper but it was still too high– my husband sawed it down to size. So I’m all set to face the demons of the next snow storm. (endless it seems here)
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Have you heard the story about a broom? The man says ‘I have had this rake for 20 years, 6 new heads & 10 new handles’. It could be like that with you snow shovel!
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Funny- hadn’t heard that one. We managed to find one that was similar just too high– so husband cut the handle down to size– my perfect Valentine’s gift!
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Very poetic! Have to ask Dad to look for one in one of the trade catologues. Try L.L.Bean. Very beautiful post.
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Thanks, mom. We found one and Matthew shortened the handle so it’s almost like the other one!
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This poem is really funny. After reading it a second time I giggled just as hard as I did after my first reading.
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Thanks, Allegra. Perhaps I’ll try to do more of them from time to time.
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